Tear Factor Island Tears – Jalapeño Pineapple Basil Hot Sauce 5oz
Whaaat?! We turned a Hawaiian vacation into a sauce… then spiked it with fresh jalapeño and basil.
Bright pineapple sweetness and aromatic basil crash in first — like a beach cocktail — then the jalapeño heat sneaks up and slaps the smile off your face. This is the “gateway tear”: insanely fresh, dangerously addictive, and the one that hooks people on the entire Tear Factor lineup.
Heat Level: ●●○○○ (2/5 Tear Drops) – Playful kick that builds. Flavor-forward green heat you’ll pour on everything instead of shaking.
Deadly good on tacos, shrimp, pork, breakfast burritos, margarita rims, grilled pineapple, ceviche, or anywhere you want sunshine with a sting.
- 5 fl oz (148ml) glass woozy bottle – premium heavyweight glass, black cap, red dripper
- All-natural, small-batch, no preservatives, gluten-free, vegan
- Fresh ingredients: green jalapeño mash, pineapple puree, fresh basil, vinegar, garlic, sea salt, touch of lime
- Handcrafted in Virginia – bright green color that screams “drink me” (don’t)
- Shelf-stable – refrigerate after opening for that fresh-basil pop
Actual customer line we’re waiting to happen:
“Tastes like vacation… ends like betrayal. I put it on eggs, pizza, and my will to live. 11/10.”
First tear in the Tear Factor trilogy – the bright green starter that makes you brave enough for the Reaper.