Tear Factor Flagship Flight – Hot Sauce Trio Sampler Pack 3x5oz
Whaaat?! One box. Three bottles. Zero chill.
Start your tear journey on a tropical island… end it begging for mercy in a peach-scented hellscape. This is the complete Tear Factor flagship lineup — every sauce that started the crying game — in one black matte gift box built to intimidate your fridge.
The Flight:
- Island Tears ●●○○○ – Jalapeño Pineapple Basil (the deceptive vacation)
- Tropical Tears ●●●○○ – Mango Habanero Carrot (the Caribbean betrayal)
- Peach Reaper Tears ●●●●● – Carolina Reaper Peach Honey (the sweet apocalypse)
Perfect for: gifting someone you secretly hate (or love), leveling up from weak grocery sauce, TikTok challenges, stocking stuffers that cause actual tears, or just flexing on your group chat.
- Three full-size 5 fl oz (148ml) glass woozy bottles – premium heavyweight glass, black caps, red drippers
- Packaged in custom black matte rigid box with magnetic closure and tear-drop cutout window (retail-ready, gift-ready, viral unboxing-ready)
- All-natural, small-batch, gluten-free, vegan, no preservatives
- Handcrafted in Virginia with zero mercy
- Shelf-stable – hide from children and weak friends
Warning label on box (actual copy):
“Contents may cause uncontrollable sobbing, milk chugging, and immediate regret. Proceed at own risk.”
Current pre-order feedback:
“Bought this to prank my brother. He cried actual peach tears. Now he’s subscribed. Worth every penny.”
The only hot sauce sampler that goes from ‘ooh tasty’ to ‘call an ambulance’ in three bottles flat.